Impassable

On a weekend in which the vast majority of the UK has been beset by severe snowstorms we have to consider ourselves fortunate that the ferocious winds that have raged around our far gentler microclimate for two days and nights have been flinging floods of more manageable precipitation, the effect of which we encountered the minute we turned the corner into Hordle Lane on our intended forest drive to lunch at Hockey’s Farm Café.

We could have played ducks and drakes on the surface of this lane just a stone’s throw from our home.

The water from the moorland lapped across Tiptoe Road.

Unusually both fords along Holmsley Passage were full of fast-running streams;

the landscape flanking the passage as it climbs bore pools and soggy bracken beneath misty horizons.

Most vehicles, such this Land Rover outside Burley sent showers of spray across the flowing tarmac, the height of the cascades depending upon velocity involved.

A well submerged stretch of Crow Road was the first that my nerve-wracked Chauffeuse considered impassable.

Despite valiant further efforts she finally gave up the idea of Hockey’s and took the A31 to inexcess Ringwood Garden Centre’s Charlotte’s Tea Rooms, where very friendly, welcoming, and efficient, staff in a relaxed environment served our lunch of

cheese and red cabbage in a rustic roll with latte coffee in Jackie’s case; leek and potato soup with fresh bread and butter in mine; and two huge cheese scones to take back for Ian.

Walls and ceiling were covered with reproductions of printed posters and the tables were immediately cleared. In the bottom right corner of the table clearance photograph can be glimpsed a child’s high chair.

Balmer Lawn on our return was awash. We could safely ignore the ban on swimming and water sports.

Finally there was quite a hold up on the A337 outside Brockenhurst where traffic had been diverted around floods under a railway bridge.

It was fortunate that we had avoided returning by Hordle Lane because Becky had seen a car having to be towed out of the deepened pool.

This evening we dined on Jackie’s cottage pie; tasty firm carrots and Brussels sprouts, with which I drank Chilean Reserva Privada Malbec 2023.

62 comments

  1. Wow, guys! I’m glad that your home isn’t in one of those flood zones, terrible. The food sounds delicious! Well worth the detour.

  2. I absolutely love those Portmeirion Botanica plates and cups! I had a few, but sadly, they were broken when the bottom of the box wasn’t secured properly—they fell and shattered all over the floor.

    1. It hasn’t been good, but not half as bad as the rest of UK. Thanks a lot, Toolepedal

    1. Thank you very much, Pat. It was only the youngsters who left on 2nd. Becky and Ian will probably leave tomorrow

  3. I’m glad you found a cozy spot for your meal. We’re only hours away from the bottom falling out temperature wise — we’re looking at a 45 degree temperature drop! — and I have the necessary provisions laid in. There’s my favorite Mexican chicken stew in the crockpot, and some lovely muffins already made. And, the plants are either sitting in the dining room or covered with freeze cloth outside. NOW it feels like winter, at last.

    1. Thank you very much, Linda. You will be so cold. I hope your Mexican stew is hot enough

  4. You’re definitely had your share of bad weather lately, Derrick … we had some rain this morning, to give us a break from our dry hot summer and help the firefighters with the troublesome bushfires …

  5. Driving through water when you don’t know the depth is alway a no-no. But the wet soggy bracken and the misty trees make for some very atmospheric photographs Derrick.

  6. What a lot of water! We are experiencing some very light drizzle every now and then today – very welcome after the heat of the past few days!

  7. That’s a lot of water! Flooding can be so dangerous and scary.
    Best to be safe as one can. Always good to have that Plan B!
    What a lovely place to dine and the food looks excellently yummy!
    (((HUGS))) ❤️❤️

  8. You and Jackie are adventurous, and Jackie a skillful driver. I would have stayed home. 🙂 The tea room seems cozy and the food looks delicious. It is just beginning to snow here now.

  9. I am glad you and Jackie safely contended with the wet roads. Charlotte’s Tea Rooms looks like a cozy place and your meals look delicious.

  10. I’m so glad you managed to avoid getting stuck in flood water, and your visit to the tearooms was ‘fruitful!’

    1. Thanks very much, Rose. I’m pleased you looked it up to get the “stone’s throw” joke

  11. First, let me commiserate with Jackie for braving these conditions. Flooded roads are scary. I’m glad you’re not seeing the worst of things, but this looks bad enough. Your meals sound delicious, and I’ve no doubt that the change of scenery in a cozy cafe lifted your spirits. I’m glad you’re back home. I hope the weather mellows soon.

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