Today was quite a busy day. When it got light-time the Grandpa Person came down from the upstairs nests. I looked at him but think it is better not to say anything cos sometimes he doesn’t understand. I pretended I don’t see him and go back to sleep. When the Mummy Person came down I did dancing and then I have to go outside to see if anyone else has been in the dark-time and then I can go. I am very good at this. Mummy Person says.
Then big problem. All the People Persons accidentally went outside without me. I wasn’t paying attention cos they confused me with a big bone and then I hear the door shut. I watched that door really hard so they would remember me. They didn’t.
It was lucky they did leave me on the inside because I was the only one there to make sure everyone else in the world did not come in and eat all the food. I watched out the window for a long time – ready to shout my face off at any dinner stealers.
It was a bit difficult to see over all the silly flowers though.
I get a better view from Green Chair but it takes a lot of jumps to get all the way up there.
After a very very very long time I did a tour of the kitchen and checked if the Persons had left any foods under the table.
I thought they did but it was just a stone.
Then everything went a bit boring. SELFIE TIME! First one is most handsome but nose made wet splodge on camera.
(Note to self: need selfie-stick cos nose too long and arms too short).
When I finished modelling I think about leaving a message for the People Persons under the Grandpa Person’s desk. (I was quite keen to leave one). But I don’t think they like that sort of thing – even though they didn’t notice last time. Anyway, his slippers were in the way and they really don’t like that sort of thing in their footwear.
It was while I was at my look out, on Green Chair, that all the Persons came back from the outside. They crept in like stealthy wolves and found me resting my eyes. I looked up and there they all were: Mummy Person, Grandpa Person, Daddy Person and Granny Person. IT WAS BRILLIANT! I couldn’t stop dancing and my wagger went so fast that I nearly fell over. It was really really really properly BRILLIANT, FAB and AMAZING! They could have forgotten to come back inside forever but they didn’t – joy joy JOY!!
Mummy Person was very quick to open the back door and I went straight to my favourite place to leave my messages – a nice step with a stoney shelf – Phew!
Back inside now they were all keeping watch again so I could get on with the lamb bone that I had been hiding in my bed all day. No-one had stolen that and my blankets smell great again – Persons had washed them a few sleeps ago and there was hardly any stink left.
That’s all really. Now I just waits till they all stop staring at those shiny-light-windows on theirs knees and give me some of the dinners they been out hunting for all day. That’s gonna be BRILLIANT!