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Yesterday evening, Becky, who with Ian also stayed overnight with Flo and Dillon, was hunting in the library for James Joyce’s ‘A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man’. She had been listening to it on the radio. I knew where it was, but it was inaccessible at the moment. This morning I moved items blocking the passage and brought it out for her. This is my Folio Society edition of 1965, with illustrations by Dodie Masterson. The coloured drawing is on the front cover board; the black and white ones are full page pictures in the text.
This book, in its slip case, has followed me around for more than half a century. Purchased only five years after I left Wimbledon College, a Jesuit grammar school, it contains descriptions of a Catholic child’s upbringing with which I could identify. Beginning in the language of a very small boy, my recollection of Stephen’s bed-wetting and how it is warm and comfortable at first, then goes cold, was an example of such reminiscence. Becky tells me that this has been omitted from the talking book version. I was happy to present her with the slender volume.
Dillon, hailing from South Carolina, had never seen ponies roaming free before. Becky therefore offered to drive him and Flo on an equine foray. I accompanied them to Burley and back via a somewhat circuitous route. On the way to the village we encountered a number of ponies on the moor. They mostly seemed rather young, and less inquisitive that we would expect from older ones, as they went about the business of eating grass and gorse. Interestingly, they were very tolerant of Scooby’s attention.
We stopped at Burley where the young couple explored the witchy and other tourist shops. The fudge outlet was popular. Becky’s experience was so hilarious that at this point I hand the keyboard to her.
‘I noticed a bag of Marmite Fudge and on hearing the surprise in my voice the lady in the shop asked me, tentatively, if I would like to try it. There was a long pause before I weakly said yes. She sliced a very small piece off the block and then said, “Oh no you won’t want that much”, cut it in half and finished her sentence, “because it’s hideous.” I popped it in my mouth and just looked at her. Speechless. “It’s interesting.” I said politely. She replied, “I think it tastes like you’ve accidentally poured gravy all over your apple crumble.”‘
As we left the village, our guests were treated to the classic pony traffic disruption. In this they were assisted by a partial road closure furnished with temporary traffic lights. A string of the animals trooped across the road. One turned back to the other side to sample some tasty looking ivy dangling over a fence. This creature couldn’t make up its mind which side of the road was more attractive. As the lights changed from red to green no further progress was possible until it had stopped crossing and recrossing the tarmac.
This evening Jackie, utilising all her new cooking appliances, produced an excellent roast chicken meal, including Yorkshire pudding, roast and sweet potatoes, cauliflower, carrots, manges touts, sage and onion stuffing, and tasty gravy. Jackie and Ian drank Hoegaarden, and I drank Chateauneuf du Pape 2015
That is wonderful that you can hold onto a book for so long. I have lost so many books that I adored.
Thanks very much, Andrew
What a treat … ponies wandering free and a traditional Engish meal with excellent wine!
Thanks very much, Val
Fudge and indecisive ponies. Lots of laughs in that one. Jackie is in full swing in the new digs, I see.
Thanks very much, Jodie
What a nice treat for Dillon. He’s almost my neighbor. 🙂 Great photos, Derrick!
Thanks very much, Jill
Now Derrick, Jackie at work in her new kitchen is surely worthy of a dedicated post…….. ??
Marmite fudge!! I think Becky was incredibly polite and can well imagine the trader was fairly accurate in her description. but I think these things have to be tried – I thought peanut butter and chocolate was a silly idea until I tasted it 🙂
Many thanks, Pauline. Perhaps not so public the first time 🙂
Such lovely illustrations in your volume, Derrick. The pony photos are wonderful, and Becky’s story is so funny.
It sounds like Jackie is in her glory now able to use the kitchen for such a dinner.
Very many thanks, Merril
You made me laugh. I don’t like it when they shorten things in books. Love the illustrationes and the Marmite fudge. I like Marmite but probably not like that.
Thanks very much, Sherry. We’d all agree about the Marmite
I like the pictures of the ponies roaming wild instead of being on the road but I love the idea of their ruling the traffic.
I am tempted to put honey on my vegemite on toast to see what that might taste like but I resisted the temptation. It would have been fun to bring back some of that fudge to give to friends 🙂
Glad you resisted the temptation, Mary. Thanks very much.
Literature, wild life photography, humorous tales, all coupled with mouth-watering dinner delights. All life is here in your daily diaries, Derrick.
Very many thanks, Roland
this was the first book the Textiliste made me read to ‘improve’ my reading material when I was 19; it proved to be a feature of my reading ever since and her eye for what works for me is uncanny – as for Marmite fudge… no, just no…
🙂 Many thanks, Geoff. Becky didn’t buy any.
That book is a treasure, Derrick. I own two fine copies, but neither is illustrated. It irks me to think that particular reminiscence was omitted from the audio book, because that surely means later parts are as well. Thanks for sharing the illustrations with us.
Thanks a lot, Oglach
Yaaaay, Jackie! 😀
I think someone has to go back to the drawing board with the marmite fudge!
Thank goodness the ponies didn’t take exception to that silly pup walking right behind their back feet. Talk about a death wish! 🙂
Many thanks, Widders. Flo being a rider, Scooby has spent his 15 years around horses.
Marmite fudge! What next? Now Vegemite Fudge – that’s another story…
Thanks a lot, Bruce.
That was an interesting tour to the land of free ponies and Maritime fudge. Jackie seems to have regained full control over her territory!
Many thanks, Uma. She does, indeed
Jackie is amazing! I can’t imagine learning the ropes in her new kitchen so quickly! Of course, she is a natural talent!
Thanks very much, Diane
It is always good to see the ponies! I love the description of the Marmite fudge tasting. 🙂
Glad Jackie is enjoying her new kitchen! Give her my best. 🙂
Many thanks, Lavinia. Will do
Fudge Marmite! Thanks to Becky for providing me with my first laugh of the morning!
Many thanks, Jenny
That can be annoying when they edit important bits out. Lucky you have the original.
Thanks a lot, Eric
How lovely and those illustrations are amazing.
Thanks very much, Miriam
I wanted to read that from way back but never got around to it. I love the pony photos.
Thanks a lot Arlene. I think you would like it
Beautiful photos of the grand looking ponies.
Many thanks, Ivor
Enjoyable reading Derrick, your book has now been noted for my future requests at my library. Your Marmite block sounds intriguing, here in Australia we normally have Vegemite on toast for breakfast, and in some cases Marmite, it is an acquired taste and heavy in yeast, don’t think your country has access to this unique Australian culinary delight. Cheers.
We do have Vegemite, Ian. Thanks a lot
‘Portrait of The Artist’ remains on my list of favourite books. Marmite Fudge sounds appalling ….
Thanks a lot, Osyth. Me, too – and the fudge was apparently appalling
A story and a meal – yum! I’ve just been reading about a girl’s convent boarding school where Southey’s the Inchcape Rock had the dramatic climax ‘Oh dear! It is the Inchcape Rock!’
Many thanks, Hilary
It’s nice they could see the ponies up close and personal and everyone got along so well. I’ve gone by boat to see wild ponies on Shackelford Banks, an island in North Carolina, but they are more wild and would not let us get too close. I believe there are some on Little Horse Island in South Carolina. http://www.thestate.com/living/midlands/article54193525.html
Very many thanks, JoAnna. The young couple will be delighted with this information
I have not been to see the ponies in SC. But the visit to Shackelford Banks, NC was nice.
🙂
“Stephen’s bed-wetting and how it is warm and comfortable at first, then goes cold, ” …and probably smelly
Yorkshire pudding with chicken? My dear old dad made the best Yorkshire puddings ever, and always cooked in the fat, in which he’d roasted the beef. I’ve never had any success with my YP’s :'(
We buy them ready made now. Thanks a lot Brian
Wow! To have something with history well preserved. Gorgeous horses too.
Thanks very much LDW
A wonderful chapter. No wonder why you like illustrations in books.
Thank you very much, Mrs W.