Battle For Brunch

This was a morning of brief showers alternating with bright sunshine giving way to a gloomy afternoon.

As we drove out of our front garden I noticed that Félicité Perpétue is thoroughly confused about whether she is six months early to bloom, or six months late.

We started along the coast road where a couple walked along the clifftop and the Isle of Wight and The Needles sparkled beneath a moody skyscape. Soon we returned back up Downton Lane where we

noticed tractor tyre tracks leading to the stubble of Roger Cob’s field.

We were setting off to Lakeside Café at nearby Bashley for brunch, after which we intended to continue a forest drive. This was to take some time waiting for various traffic holdups and diversions to clear. Our blocked lanes were too narrow for us to see why vehicles in front kept exercising three or four point turns.

On Hordle Lane we eventually saw the police had closed the road because a van had mounted the verge, crossed a small garden, and ended up in a field. Backtracking we tried Arnewood Bridge Road

where an enormous Bugler Coach, far too big for the road, had stopped traffic in both directions as it tried to negotiate a bend. I have imported this different model from the company website.

Finally we were ensnared on Silver Street where the Honda in front of us skilfully negotiated a turn leaving us enough room to follow suit and pass the tailback who had no idea what they would soon encounter.

A rainbow blessed us on Brockenhurst Road and we eventually

reached our goal where I tucked into a beef burger and chips while Jackie enjoyed her cheese and onion toastie and matching crisps.

When we arrived rain fell filling the lakes and the muddy pools on the approaching gravel paths. Each fisher sported a large umbrella unfurled as we left for home, pausing en route to observe

the waterfowl on the banks of Ballard Lake.

This evening we all dined on Jackie’s succulent lemon chicken, her colourful savoury rice; tender broccoli stems; and tangy macaroni cheese with which she drank Wairau Cove Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc 2022, and I drank Paarl Shiraz 2022.

68 comments

  1. Crazy poms drivers. Well. at least you got to your destination safe and sound. No destination I see in you travels have unworthy view though. There’s always animals too of some kind. Well done.

  2. Wow, I wonder if the bus driver was in trouble with local police? That bus is way too large for your small road in that area. The cheese and onion toastie reminds me of a grilled cheese sandwich! Delicious with tomato soup.

    1. Thanks very much, John. I doubt the police have time for that. A number of large vehicles do try their luck

  3. You two sure have an interesting life. I’m glad you got to see the rainbow. It looks like a big pregnant dinosaur balloon floating over the Isle of Wight.

  4. This was an adventurous drive which made for an engrossing read. Jackie is certainly an expert chauffeuse. Driving on the chaotic roads infested with belligerent drivers out here, I have learnt the car you are tailing can make or mar your day. You appear to have struck luck following the red Honda.

  5. Such situations are common here in summer when lots of tourist vans and busses arrive in Norway. One wrong turn may turn into a half day adventure for them and for others ????

  6. I am glad your brunch was worth the excitement of getting there 🙂 We enjoyed Two Cubs Cabernet Sauvignon whilst watching the rugby. I couldn’t bear waiting until the end and went to bed with fifteen minutes to go – fortunately I was listening to the radio commentary. Joy for us, but what a disappointment for the English team!

    1. Thank you so much, Anne. Disappointment indeed, but the game demonstrated a resurgence of our team of which they can be pleased

  7. My goodness, what a day you had.

    Coaches and buses sometimes try their luck on our lane, even though signs at either end say not suitable for heavy goods vehicles, common sense must surely tell them heavy goods include buses!
    Everyone else is inconvenienced as we all attempt to back up to allow the buses to pass.

    I’m glad you finally managed to grab a bite to eat.

  8. I have been on some coach trips in the past Derrick where huge coaches and narrow lanes do not mix well lol..
    Lovely photos… After all the rain and flooding we have had .. <3 xx

  9. Oh, that is no fun to be stuck (and I imagine the bus driver was more than perturbed by the situation!
    Lovely photos despite the whole thing!

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