The Castle Bench

Yesterday I began preparation for reassembling the garden bench based on those in Nottingham Castle grounds.
The first task today was the purchase of nuts for the bolts that would attach the wooden slats to the cast iron sides. These could have been obtained at a nearer establishment, but Knights in Lymington is fast becoming Jackie’s favourite emporium. In any case she needed some curtain rings and whatever else might take her fancy. We did buy a few more things, and, in fairness, it was me who chose socket spanners so I could get at the underside of the bench with a little more ease.

When we drive out of our front entrance we pass our potentilla which is in full bloom at the moment.

Before lunch, I carried the various components of the seat to the chosen spot in the garden. This sounds a rather routine task. In fact each one of the cast iron sides is quite an awkward proposition. It is six years since I last manhandled them and I now find them much more daunting.The previous owners kindly left us a home made wheelbarrow, the container of which is a large blue plastic basket. I thought it might save my body if I used that to transport one of the pieces of iron. I just about managed to raise it to the required level to dump it on the barrow. It cracked the container.
There was nothing for it but to carry each piece the few required yards. It helped to yell and groan a bit. Jackie helped me try all the slats, before we were driven in by heavy rain. But not before we realised that they wouldn’t all fit.
After lunch we had another go, with no more success, and, since we were getting very wet, gave up. Jackie continued her cleaning and scraping tasks.
Eventually the rain eased up and I decided not to let the problem defeat me, even if it meant cutting some lengths to size. I managed securely to fit eight out of twelve slats. By this time, I had run out of bolts, because some of the originals were missing and two others were bent when the construction collapsed at one point. These are thick bolts that have stayed attached for a good twenty years.
This time we drove to Milford Supplies for the bolts, because that is sensibly nearer. I then finished the task. This involved sawing ends off, drilling new holes, and hoping for the best.

We now have a garden bench.

The rhododendron behind me is now in full bloom, and we have a rich variety of aquilegias.

Our dinner this evening was Jackie’s choice chilli con carne (recipe) followed by chocolate cake and ice cream. Jackie drank Hoegaarden. I drank marques de Carano reserva 2007.

You Could Say I’d Be Stumped

Ornamental cherry

The encouragement Jackie has received from our neighbours about her garden at the Lodge has inspired her to aspire to new heights.  This meant we had to visit Cadnam Garden Centre, ostensibly for more netting for the rabbit proofing.  I set off a little earlier than Jackie, so she could drive there and have a coffee and read whilst waiting for me to arrive.  What I hadn’t been aware of was her plan to add a Gardman Gothic Arch to her little plot which measures 86 inches (220 cm) by 18 inches (46 cm).  So we bought one.  And the netting.  And a couple of terra cotta pots to block a hole between the steps and the end of the building through which a rabbit, capable of breaching a three inch gap, might wriggle.  There also had to be a couple of hanging baskets.Pink wheelbarrow  I was attracted to a display containing a wheelbarrow beautifully coordinated with the plants in front of it.  Jackie pointed out that it reflected garden centres’ realisation that most gardeners are women.

Gothic arch installedThe afternoon was devoted to the assembly of the arch.  With all our IKEA experience we are dab hands at this now.  However, should you ever think of allowing yourself to be diverted whilst stretching out a measuring tape, into letting go the far end without locking the spool, it is not to be recommended.  Later, we returned just before closing time for the necessary compost.  My right hand wasn’t too comfortable with the Elastoplasted knuckle of its third finger being slid under the compost bags to lift them.

After lunch we had another trip by car to the Acres Down Farm Shop where we bought vegetables for the bank holiday weekend, not fancying braving one of the supermarkets on such a day.  It is a distinct feature of country life that trips to buy standard items become outings worth recording.  No longer can we obtain anything just around the corner or after a trip on an underground line.

The walk that split the shopping and construction periods was most pleasant. The blooms of an ornamental cherry of a Japanese flavour at the back of the house gleamed in the sunshine or sheltered in the shade of a neighbouring trunk. Running Hill Running Hill becomes leafier by the day, and shadows were cast everywhere. near Hazel Hill Ponies, whose numbers were to increase as the day went on, were out in force.

Fallen trees

I have already mentioned (on 24th April) the number of fallen trees that litter the forest. Fallen trees (2) As a newcomer to the environment I could only presume that the fact that they appear to be left in situ for the benefit of the ecosystem.  Fallen treeDuring our ancient tree hunt on 1st May, I asked Berry about this. Fallen tree (2) She explained that a comparatively recent policy had changed traditional practices.  It was once the case that one third of the fallen tree should be left on the ground whilst two thirds could be removed by local people for firewood.  This age-old right of neighbouring residents has now been removed; the forest now looks untidy; and footpaths are blocked.  But what do I know about it? Rotten fallen trunk Undoubtedly these fallen giants, in various stages of decay, do provide great benefits for a variety of flora and fauna.  Jackie pointed out that there must have been a need for a way of establishing when two thirds of a tree had been removed.  ‘Suppose’, she said ‘one family took away two thirds; then another took away two thirds of what was left, and so on.  You would wind up with nothing’.  Well, I hadn’t got an answer for that.  Masquerading as Mother Christmas, she had included a Mensa calendar in my stocking.  This has a puzzle challenge on a tear-off pad each day.  I wonder if there is such a conundrum in there?  If so, I’d have to pass on it.  You could say I’d be stumped.

Fallen tree Shave Wood

On my walk I had taken a diversion through Shave Wood.  It was quite difficult to negotiate a way through this, because of the fallen trees.

Ox heart casserole was Jackie’s offering this evening.  It was tender and tasty.  Plum crumble was for afters.  I finished the Piccini.