I’ll ‘Ave The Fish

Buttercups

Fields of buttercups on the way through Minstead were rather less than successful in brightening up a very dull morning as I walked the Shave Wood loop.

Forest Minstead

For a few brief moments the woodland was provided with dappled sunlight which managed to penetrate both the clouds and the trees. Violas Perky violas, and unfurling cowslips and ferns penetrated the leaf layer of the forest floor. Apple blossom

Apple blossom (cropped)Was this apple blossom I saw?  If so, how did it come to be in the woods?  Had someone merely discarded a core?

Flora on fallen tree trunk

The bottom of a large fallen tree was almost obscured by the flora covering it, in a clear example of the dead trees’ contributions to the ecosystem.

This evening Jackie drove us to Sopley where we dined at The Woolpack.  The lay-byes on this now clear evening on the stretch of the A31 between Castle Malwood and Ringwood were largely occupied by huge container lorries, their drivers no doubt snug in their hotel rooms which are their cabs. They would have been preparing their evening meals, watching TV, reading, sleeping, or whatever took their fancy.

The piped music at The Woolpack, being session musicians’ performances of old favourites like ‘On the street where you live’, or ‘The last waltz’, accurately determined the client group.  That is, our contemporaries and even more senior citizens.  PansiesAn attractive hanging basket outside the window contained splendid pansies falling over themselves to peer in and people watch.  They were particularly fascinated by an elderly couple and their daughter and son-in-law.

While Dad went to get the drinks in, a prolonged and oft revisited debate took place about what Mother would have for her dinner.  The problem seemed to be that the elderly person’s desire for fish and chips was for some reason doubted, or maybe contrary to some dietary regime.  When the drinks arrived, Mother went to consult the specials board in the other bar.  ‘I’ll ‘ave the fish’, she repeated, iterated, and reiterated.  She had actually been determined on that before inspecting the other offerings.  Her daughter was equally determined she should have the steak.  Fish and chips it ultimately was.  This had the benefit of terminating the discussion.  Now, The Woolpack is famous for serving its fish and chips in newspaper.  I began to feel rather sorry for the woman who had chosen this delicacy, because, of course, it had to be stripped of its newspaper, and someone of at least my generation must have felt nostalgic for eating the traditional English takeaway in the correct wrapping, even if it was to be consumed in the restaurant.  I know I was when I last dined here and said, with no contradiction, ‘I’ll have the fish and chips’.

On this particular occasion I had steak pie followed by pear crumble, and drank Doom Bar.  Jackie enjoyed gammon steak with creme brûlée for afters, and drank Carlsberg.

You Could Say I’d Be Stumped

Ornamental cherry

The encouragement Jackie has received from our neighbours about her garden at the Lodge has inspired her to aspire to new heights.  This meant we had to visit Cadnam Garden Centre, ostensibly for more netting for the rabbit proofing.  I set off a little earlier than Jackie, so she could drive there and have a coffee and read whilst waiting for me to arrive.  What I hadn’t been aware of was her plan to add a Gardman Gothic Arch to her little plot which measures 86 inches (220 cm) by 18 inches (46 cm).  So we bought one.  And the netting.  And a couple of terra cotta pots to block a hole between the steps and the end of the building through which a rabbit, capable of breaching a three inch gap, might wriggle.  There also had to be a couple of hanging baskets.Pink wheelbarrow  I was attracted to a display containing a wheelbarrow beautifully coordinated with the plants in front of it.  Jackie pointed out that it reflected garden centres’ realisation that most gardeners are women.

Gothic arch installedThe afternoon was devoted to the assembly of the arch.  With all our IKEA experience we are dab hands at this now.  However, should you ever think of allowing yourself to be diverted whilst stretching out a measuring tape, into letting go the far end without locking the spool, it is not to be recommended.  Later, we returned just before closing time for the necessary compost.  My right hand wasn’t too comfortable with the Elastoplasted knuckle of its third finger being slid under the compost bags to lift them.

After lunch we had another trip by car to the Acres Down Farm Shop where we bought vegetables for the bank holiday weekend, not fancying braving one of the supermarkets on such a day.  It is a distinct feature of country life that trips to buy standard items become outings worth recording.  No longer can we obtain anything just around the corner or after a trip on an underground line.

The walk that split the shopping and construction periods was most pleasant. The blooms of an ornamental cherry of a Japanese flavour at the back of the house gleamed in the sunshine or sheltered in the shade of a neighbouring trunk. Running Hill Running Hill becomes leafier by the day, and shadows were cast everywhere. near Hazel Hill Ponies, whose numbers were to increase as the day went on, were out in force.

Fallen trees

I have already mentioned (on 24th April) the number of fallen trees that litter the forest. Fallen trees (2) As a newcomer to the environment I could only presume that the fact that they appear to be left in situ for the benefit of the ecosystem.  Fallen treeDuring our ancient tree hunt on 1st May, I asked Berry about this. Fallen tree (2) She explained that a comparatively recent policy had changed traditional practices.  It was once the case that one third of the fallen tree should be left on the ground whilst two thirds could be removed by local people for firewood.  This age-old right of neighbouring residents has now been removed; the forest now looks untidy; and footpaths are blocked.  But what do I know about it? Rotten fallen trunk Undoubtedly these fallen giants, in various stages of decay, do provide great benefits for a variety of flora and fauna.  Jackie pointed out that there must have been a need for a way of establishing when two thirds of a tree had been removed.  ‘Suppose’, she said ‘one family took away two thirds; then another took away two thirds of what was left, and so on.  You would wind up with nothing’.  Well, I hadn’t got an answer for that.  Masquerading as Mother Christmas, she had included a Mensa calendar in my stocking.  This has a puzzle challenge on a tear-off pad each day.  I wonder if there is such a conundrum in there?  If so, I’d have to pass on it.  You could say I’d be stumped.

Fallen tree Shave Wood

On my walk I had taken a diversion through Shave Wood.  It was quite difficult to negotiate a way through this, because of the fallen trees.

Ox heart casserole was Jackie’s offering this evening.  It was tender and tasty.  Plum crumble was for afters.  I finished the Piccini.