Savouring The Meaning Of Life

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On this dull but dry morning, we transported more garden refuse to the dump and returned with a shove ha’penny board. First of all, having just received a contract giving a start date of 31st March 2014, but no bill I made another telephone call to British Gas. This time I was informed that my position was justifiable. Having consulted her manager the representative told me she had to “monitor the account” until 23rd August, but I need not “stress about the three years” during which I have not been billed.

Before we arrived home, we drove to Friar’s Cliff Café for lunch, then on to the forest.

Always swim between the red and yellow flags

A large banner on the beach at Friar’s Cliff advised swimmers to stay between two flags;

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some followed the advice;

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others didn’t.

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Young families went for a paddle,

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or, like this energetic boy tossing up spits of sand,

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Beach scene with rowers

A pair of rowers gently glided by.

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Jackie enjoyed her baked potato filled with beans, coleslaw, and cheese with a lavish salad. I was, for the first time ever in this excellent establishment, was disappointed with my pulled pork burger, chips, and salad. Any relative difference in size is purely the result of perspective.

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My problem was that the few bits of lettuce beneath the burger constituted the salad, and the burger was beef with a topping of the shredded pork. I didn’t think that lived up to the above description, but was prepared to write it down to experience and make no complaint. We were, however, asked how our meal was, so, politely, and in a friendly manner, I explained why it wasn’t what I expected from the description. This was accepted and the description will be changed.

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At the top of the cliff a hedge containing rosa rugosa Alba with its splendid hips,

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blackberries,

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thistles,

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and Budweiser, tolerates the fiercest winds.

Blackberries in heather

Blackberries also mingle with

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the heather on the moors.

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Horses at North Gorley preferred to do their paddling in the stream;

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one, rather shy, took refuge behind its companion.

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As we approached Stoney Cross Plain, Jackie spotted a bullock she thought had found the meaning of life.

You have seen what we had for lunch, so will not be surprised to learn that a small amount of Mr Chan’s Take Away sufficed for our sustenance this evening.

 

 

 

 

An Early Post Box

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The Dragon Bed sign

A couple of days ago Jackie made a new sign for The Dragon Bed, and left a photograph on my camera.

Paul and Margery made a brief visit at lunchtime in order to deliver a birthday present ordered from their last exhibition. Both were looking in fine fettle.

Afterwards, Jackie drove us around the forest.

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Like many other plants this year, the heather seemed to be blooming early.

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Not that the ponies noticed.

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They just kept their eyes on the grass.

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On the outskirts of Burley we took a pot-holed drive down Tyrell’s Lane,

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where I was struck by the topiary fronting a house called Ladywell. This reflected the thatched roofing

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which bears a peacock motif on top.

Gunnera

Next door, Tyrell’s Way’s garden sports a magnificent gunnera.

Sheep

As I have occasionally mentioned, sheep are inquisitive creatures. This one in a field at the end of Tyrell’s drive, even lifted its head from its grazing at my approach.

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This was in stark contrast to the low maintenance ovine mother and child occupying a garden in Furzley, who completely ignored me.

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Stony Cross Plain, just north of the A31, seems to be the province of Shetland ponies,

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one of which thought that a discarded tissue was not to be sniffed at.

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A recumbent foal

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occasionally stirred itself to stand. This creature has become accustomed to flies,

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which is more than can be said for its younger cousin at Nomansland, still skipping in confusion at the irritation.

Jackie at Powder Mill post box

A visit to Eyeworth Pond revealed nothing of interest, except for this post box near the Royal Oak, that we had not noticed before. Shultze gunpowder factory operated near the pond from the 1860s until the early 20th century. This receptacle was erected to make the postman’s life easier, in the days before delivery vans. It was recently restored by the Forestry Commission.

This evening we dined on Jackie’s roast chicken, savoury rice, breaded mushrooms, tempura vegetables, and salad. She drank Hoegaarden and I drank more of the cabernet sauvignon/tempranillo.

Patrick’s Patch Revisited

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We enjoyed a productive drive through the forest this morning.

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On Hincheslea Moor the horizon still bore the early haze, as one man and his dog disappeared into the bracken,

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whilst the sun’s rays illuminated the rest,

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especially the bright purple heather.

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Venturing into the wooded area at the edge of the moor, I became aware that I was being observed.

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A number of Highland Cattle glided among the trees,

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and sailed majestically into the sunshine beyond.

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These great shaggy beasts have roamed the rugged landscape of Scotland since at least the 6th century AD, possibly having been imported from Scandinavia by invading Vikings.

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Forage is easy to come by in The New Forest,

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and they probably don’t need their extra overcoats.

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They really are light on their feet, silent, and really quite elegant.

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On my way back through the forest this one became more interested in my presence;

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raising her head, she licked her chops;

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and attempted a kiss, which, deftly avoiding tripping over a fallen trunk, I politely declined.

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Moving on, the Lymington River at Brockenhurst was as smooth and effective as glass.

From there we travelled to Beaulieu for a visit to Patrick’s Patch. Although this gem of a community garden has featured in a number of posts, the link from 25th November 2013 explains its purpose.

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Today, the garden was enjoying one of its peak periods. This path, to one of the many scarecrows, is flanked by sweet peas, dahlias, and globe artichokes.

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Butterflies, like this comma, punctuated the hedges;

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bees raided the echinacea;

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at their peak were flowers like the dahlias above, this zinnia,

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and the globe artichokes that bore the evidence of the irrigation of

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Rachel, the Head Gardener, who worked over the whole plot with a snaking hose.

Bouquet from Paddy's Patch

Before we left, this friendly young woman cut us a bouquet of flowers, including the zinnia pictured above. Jackie was quick to place them in a vase on the kitchen table.

This evening we dined on the offerings of Mr Chatty Man Chan at Hordle Chinese Take Away. I finished the last inch or two of the Slovenian white wine.

Quite By Accident?

Storm of SteelLast night I finished reading the Folio Society’s edition of Ernst Junger’s ‘Storm of Steel’.  This is the story of the author’s experiences throughout the First World War.  So many talented writers did not survive ‘the war to end all wars’  – which of course it didn’t  –  that it is miraculous that such a great one came through alive with no more than twenty or so scars.  Junger’s simple, beautifully descriptive, language is the result of decades of polishing and reworking his young man’s diary notes.  He was nineteen when he arrived in France in 1914.  Not just another war memoir, the book is a true work of literature.  I have not read anything else of his, but I understand he became an acclaimed writer.  He does not take a stance.  He merely describes what he sees and feels.  He could have been on either side.

In his translator’s introduction Michael Hoffman is critical of earlier translations.  He has himself no doubt improved upon them and has contributed to my enjoyment of this work.

Next time Dave and Gladys recommend a walk, I think I’ll just make a few polite noises and forget about it.  This morning I was happily setting out on the trek I’d previously taken with Matthew and Oddie when I met them striding down past Furzey Gardens. They had been up to the garage on the A31 for their newspaper, and asked me if I’d seen the lakes.  I hadn’t, so they told me about them and how to get to them.

It tends to become a little complicated when two people offer one directions at once. Especially if they are slightly at odds.  I don’t want anyone to get the impression that what follows was the fault of our neighbours.  I am quite capable of going slightly awry without any help.  But, having crossed Forest Road, I wasn’t all that sure how far I should travel along the footpath to the right before I turned left.  I did get the bit about looking down over the valley, but somehow I didn’t realise the valley should be on my left, not my right.  So I turned left a little too soon and took a diagonal down the slopes.

The predicted rain held off until after I had returned home, but, on this dull, yet sultry, day my shirt became as wet as if it had not.

I did travel hopefully in search of the lakes.  Gladys had said I would come to Acres Down, where I knew there was a ford.  But I didn’t.  Not before I was tempted through a gate and up past some inclosures.  By that time I realised I must surely have skirted Acres Down.  But I didn’t imagine quite by how much.

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Nevertheless I enjoyed the walk along the paths of heath and woodland.  Rowan trees were in berry;Heather and Bracken bracken was turning brown; and heather was coming into bloom.  Ponies chomped away and a bird I could not identify from its sound called from the undergrowth.  It kept well out of sight.

Yellow lorry on A31

It was fascinating, and perhaps should have been a little alarming, to see how far away was the A31 that I had been walking alongside some time earlier.  When the photograph is enlarged, a yellow lorry in central far distance pinpoints the road.

This area was, as is sometimes the case, rather criss-crossed with footpaths.Paths through forest Unfortunately they are not signposted, so there is a fifty percent chance that the average person will, when faced with a choice of direction, turn the wrong way.  In my case of course it is one hundred percent likely.

Bridge over Long Brook

Eventually I did come to a bridge over untroubled water. Long Brook This surely couldn’t be Dave’s lakes.  If so they must have dried up a bit. Beyond this I saw the gate, went through it, and climbed up through fir trees and past several inclosures, one of which I thought I recognised from a walk with Berry.  Well I would, wouldn’t I?  They all look the same.

At last I came to a road I knew I certainly didn’t recognise.  Just to my left I discovered a Canadian War Memorial. Canadian War MemorialA large wooden cross stood in the centre of a collection of smaller ones, some having attached photographs of those young Canadians who gave their lives in the conflict of the Second World War. Canadian War Memorial plaque Regular services of remembrance seem to have ceased, but someone replenishes poppies.  Was it quite by accident that I had stumbled upon a remembrance of those sacrificed in the second great conflagration of the twentieth century, to follow the completion of Ernst Junger’s autobiographical record of the first? I certainly gave my thoughts for a while to that second multitude of young men who never had a chance to reach my age.  Will the human race ever learn?

From here I had no idea which way to turn.  A New Zealander was standing in the bracken near his car relieving himself.  As I approached he climbed into the driving seat and started up the engine.  I waved and asked him if he had any idea where we were.  He didn’t.  A couple of cyclists were more help.  They got out their map and demonstrated, to my horror, that I was at Bolderwood.  I knew that was some distance from home, but didn’t know quite how far.  I walked to the Bolderwood Tourist Information Centre where I was shown a map and told I was three or four miles from Emery Down.  I knew that Minstead was two and a half miles from there.  I’d already walked for over two hours.  That was enough.  I rang Jackie who came out to collect me.

Whilst I waited for my chauffeuse I had plenty of time to study the map.  I hadn’t gone far enough along the first path to reach the lakes.  The rather dried up stream beneath the bridge I had walked across looked like Long Brook.

When we arrived alongside The New Forest Inn at Emery Down, we realised we had probably found a route around the summer log-jam that is Lyndhurst.

Jackie’s mixed meat stew followed by rhubarb and gooseberry crumble and custard, provided our evening’s sustenance.  I drank more of the Roc des Chevaliers.

The Gite from Hell

Inevitably, with a six month old in the group, conversation at breakfast focussed on stages of development, in particular what can be expected at each milestone.  Here we had a little boy obviously very alert and taking everything in with a very intelligent expression.  When could he be expected to talk, to walk, etc., etc?  This gave Jackie the opportunity to recount Becky’s first words.  Becky had not said a word until, at 11 months, she had walked up to her astounded mother, stretched up her arms and said: ‘Pick me up please, Mummy’.  It was the formation of the sentence that had amazed Jackie, not the walking; that had first been demonstrated 2 months earlier, when this child, who had never crawled or furniture walked, got to her feet in the middle of the room, and walked across it.  This achievement took place before the very eyes of Jackie’s fiercest maternal rival.  Yeesss!!

I spent the morning and part of the afternoon digging, weeding, and pruning more of the shrubbery bed.  Chris and Frances arrived just before their grandson took his parents home, and Chris collected the boy’s great grandmother later on.

Over lunch Elizabeth spoke of a postcard she had received based on the pun of a leek in the bath.  Now, I cannot think of a leak in the bath without going back to the gite from hell.  Indirectly the gite from hell is the reason why I bought my house in Sigoules in the Dordogne from my friends Maggie and Michael Kindred.  I will, incidentally, be going there for 8 days in two days time and therefore be unable to continue regular daily postings.  I will keep notes and when possible use friends’ internet facilities.

In the summer of 2008 I had stayed at a gite in Les Landes with Michael, Heidi, Emily, Oliver, and Alice.  When the barbecue turned out to be a toasted sandwich maker and resin oozed out of the garden table onto my trousers we began vaguely to wonder whether  all was as it should be.  Michael and Heidi were expected to share a single duvet.  Heidi said they would just have to snuggle up.  It was when Michael went for a bath that serious alarm bells rang.  If these bells had been wired up to the domestic electricity supply, and needed activating after we had switched on more than a couple of appliances, they would have fused the system.  But that came later.  Back to the bath.  Michael, a builder, could see that a hole, near the plug hole, eaten away by rust had been plugged with some very soft substance, which he recognised, but the name of which currently escapes me.  When confronted with this the female proprietor denied that it existed.  When pressed, however, she allowed us to use a shower in an annex to her own house, saying that the plumber would come on Monday.

It being August, surprise, surprise, the plumber was on holiday.  Her husband, however, was a retired builder.  He was unable to work because only one quarter of his heart was working.  This after major surgery.  I checked this statement most thoroughly, fearing the truth may have been lost in translation.  Veracity was absent, but certainly not subject to any problem with the language.  Quite apart from the unlikelihood of the story, we knew that the gentleman concerned was building a house further up the hill.  However, out of the goodness of what was left of his heart he undertook to replace the bath.

After three more days we had a new bath.  It fell upon Heidi to sample this new fitting.  Having completed her ablutions she came into the living room with the circular plug adjuster in her hand.  When attempting to turn it to let the water out it had come apart in her hands.   A bath we couldn’t fill had been replaced by one we couldn’t empty.

The next day it was the electric iron that fell apart in Heidi’s hands, and a while later the whole electrical system fused.  Michael investigated the fuse box and established that there was insufficient supply to cater for the various appliances in the house.  The proprietor said that we should not have more than two appliances on at any one time because the utility company did not supply enough juice.

This is a significantly abbreviated version of a four page ghost story I wrote for the children based on the experience.

The rest of the week was spent in a three star hotel at the expense of Brittany Ferries, who also refunded the rental of the establishment and gave Michael a £200 voucher for a further trip.  This, however, put my Francophile son off arranging such a holiday again; my friends in Sigoules were struggling with a bridging loan; I had the cash; so I bought No. 6, rue Saint Jacques.

Elizabeth provided the evening meal of shepherd’s pie.  Hoegarten blanche, red and white wine, and orange juice were variously imbibed